OMG! OMG! OMG!!!
i survived the dentist!!
WOOOOOOOOO!!!
oh man... 10yrs of not going to the dentist.
today.. it brings back painful memories.
realllyy painful.
So wat happen?

well, went wif my dad n bro,faeez.
my bro need to pull out his tooth.
mine... juz cleaning. JUST cleaning OK!
n dats wat i booked for.

Time In: 1115am
anw.. let my bro to go 1st.
ehem... gentleman mah.
my dad waited outside.
hahaa..
he went on the death chair.
i stood beside him... looking.. staring in fear.
den the dentist put the blib-like thingy.
den she took a playar. err.. plyer? plier?
n i was like... OH SHIT! its THE PLAYAR!
n she clamp it on my bro's tooth n BOOOMM!!
one pull n VOILA! gone with the playar!
dentist:"OK DONE!"
faeez:"huh? dabes? WOOO!"
i was like.. huuhh?? so fast??
den the dentist ask "daddy dun sayang u ar?"
den the assistant said,"DAT IS HIS BROTHER LAH!"
dentist:"OOHH!! no wonder bo chap!"
me:"eh! wat bochap?"
dentist:"i was expecting u to hold his hands down or sumting"
me:"ooohh... i scared lah."
hehe..
anw, dat went very fast.
it took only like 1-2mins.
dats a good sign!
or so i thought...


den its MY TURN!
i'm kinda happy for the fast service.
so, i sat on the 'quick'death chair.
(chair got promoted. heh.)
dentist:"so, wat u wan me to do?"
me:"eerrr.... 10yrs nvr go dentist. so, do wateva u wan."
(I SWEAR I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID DAT!! Digging my own grave!)

so, she checked lah wif the freaking stick n mirror.
she oso asked me to hold a big mirror.
so dat i cld see wat she checked n wat dirty teeth i hav.
the moment i opened my mouth.
she went like, "aayyyoooo! y so many black2."
me:"10years mah~"
den poke poke here.
poke poke there.
n poke there. poke here.
den she said, "ok.. u got wisdom tooths."
me:"eerrr... aaahhh."
dentist:"remember ok. u got wisdom tooths."
me:"aaahh"
dentist:"ur upper wisdom tooths r good. but the bottom ones SENGET! so, i need to pluck out both the upper n lower wisdom tooths."
me:"????? aaaahhh???"
dentist:"u wan to take it out?"
me:"NNGGOOO! NGEKH KHAAIIMM!"
its NOOOOO! NEXT TIME!! (cmon lah. i got a pool of saliva in my mouth)
dentist: "ok.. den we do cleaning n filling only" n since ur a student.. only $50.
me:*phew*

den she took dis metal drill-like thingy... and...
OH NO!! NOT DAT!
she placed it into my wisdom tooth n moved it ard.
i was like... eh? y doesnt it hurt?
ahhaa..
wow.
10yrs ago... maybe i was juz exaggerating. heh.
well, den she totally destroyed my 24secs of happy happy dreams...
wen she said..
"eh? y not working?"
waaaattt????
den she fixed sumting... and....
ZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTT!!!!
OMFG!! NOT THE DRILL!!
PLZ NO!!!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
ZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
PAIN!! PAAAIIIINNN!!!
I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BRAIN!!!!
(hey it rhymes)
but seriously!
i can feel it in my brain!
she's drilling my wisdom tooth!
omg!
i am sooo gonna be 50% less wise!!
she drilled my tooth until kena my gums all!
PAIN LAAAAA!!
n my saliva cum blood all splashed out to her face n mine!
(but she wore plastic eye cover. playcheat)
den... as usual... tears start forming at my eyes.
AH CRAP!
so... i closed my eyes all the way after dat!
cannot tahan alr!!
more drillings... poking... stuffing something on my wisdom tooth..
my saliva is like... pouring out alr.
i can feel some of it flowing down my cheek... to my neck... INTO MY SHIRT!!
i dunno wat happened but i heard her calling out,"WE NEED MORE TISSUES!!"
after wiping my face... stuffing tissues all over me...
MORE DRILLINGs....
den she said... OK!~ go gargle.
WOOOOOOO!!!
(There's nothing more comforting words than "OKAY")
n PPPUUUUIIIIIHHHH!!!
OMG!!
BLOOOODDD!!
DARK MAROON BLOOD!!
its like.... CLOTTED BLOOD!
ergh~
juz as i tot it was over...
she said:"ok... now left cleaning."
me:"huh???? HAWEN WINIISHH??"
dentist:"left a bit only. juz clean ur other teeths."
ERK!

i tot dat part was bad.. until she start doing the same drilling procedure to AAAAALLLLL MY OTHER TEETHS!!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
more dillings more saliva more BLOOD!
FREAKING BLOODBATHED MYSELF!
the drilling sound!
the smell of i-dunno-wat-it-is-but-it-gives-me-bad-memories!!
juz wen everything is going soooo bad...
the saliva-sucker juuuzzzz hav to stop working.
1st the drill... n now the sucker??
juuzzz great for my 1st time visit to the dentist.
dentist:"dun worry, we'll suck it manually!"
EERKK!!
i imagined sumone standing beside me wif a pump.
ahha..
but no lah..
her assistant brought in a machine wif a long tube.
ooo... old fashioned sucker.
den put it in my mouth... n sssssssshhhhhhhhhh!~
n u know wat... no point putting it in.
coz its not sucking fast enuff.
saliva still flow out of my mouth.
n so, let us continue wif the AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
ZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTT!~!~
haha.
after bout 10mins... my bro came in n walked beside me.
n suddenly the sucker went off again!!
my bro accidentally kicked some wire n the machine went off!
aaahhhh!!!
THANX AH! THANX!
5mins of fixing the thing back...
n cont wif ZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTT!!!
my bro was kinda sweet lah.
he stood beside me n held my hand tight.
while saying.. EEEEEEEEE!! AAAAHHHH!!! EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
tanx adekku sayang.

ok lets cut it short.
YAY! FINISHED!!
hahaha... den i cleaned up..
spit out all the blood.
wiped off the blood n saliva on my face.
den the dentist said, "ok... clean alr. after dis.. brush ur teeth at least twice daily. brush properly ok. brush till deep inside ur wisdom tooth. floss ur teeth. n every HALF A YEAR or SIX MONTHS come for check up. NOT TEN YEARS OK!!"
hahaha... she really emphasized on the TEN YEARS!
wen i stood up... i saw the chair DAMN WET!
hahahah! u know y ar. heh.
Time out: 1230pm (OMG! i was in there for 1hr+!!)

den went to the counter to pay.
my bro's one is $25... ok.
mine... $25... PLUS $230!!!
WTH!!
so ex!!
so... my dad hav to pay for it.
shooott!!
i tot it was only $50!!
TOTAL Price: $280 + eternal pain

wow... wat an adventure.
now... eating is such a torture.
i cant bite wif my right wisdom tooth!
PAIN!


dats all for today.
thanx for laughing coz i know u guys like it wen i'm tortured.
well, Thats wat frens are for~ hahaha.


k ciaoz!~



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