Life is short,
Break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
Kiss slowly,
Love truly,
Laugh uncontrollably,
And never regret anything that made you smile.


Been there.
Done that.
& I never regret knowing you.

=)

k ciaoz!~




HEY!

as u know,
i went to Escape wif my frens last week.
so here are the pics~


Qhai.Taufiq.Fahmi.Asri.Me


asal fahmi muka cenggitu eh?


AKU SUKA GAMBA NI!!


Taufiq.. tkmo tuka2 position bleh?


Porn star.


Tangga pon taaanggaa laaaa~


Taufiq a.k.a The STEP Vogue


Fahmi a.k.a The Blur Genius


Qhai a.k.a The Helpful Comp Spoiler (sorry qhai!! aku bedek jer!! hahaa!)


Asri a.k.a Pak Tam


& Of coz.. Yours Truly~ ME!


Three or Tree~


Hensemnyeeeeeeerrr... pokok.


Stand still or he'll fart!


OK!!!

VIDEOS TIME!!

erm...

1st up..

VIKING!!! The best part of a theme park is...



.... SCREAM!!!




Guys can't scream...



... except us!


The scariest ride ever!



Sorry... TERBALIK LAR!




When going home, we met a Philippine tour guide...



... his name is Taufiqamkubkhap!

They Are The Best.
THIS IS WHAT I CALL "FUN"!!!

k~

Going off in 3 hours time!!

k ciaoz!~




Us Outz!~




Hey!

Will be gone for quite a while now.
Holidayz Wif The Family!~
so...

Lets joke around!!!
ahhaa...


1) Joke 1

Bob was in trouble.
He has forgotten about his wedding anniversary.
His wife was reeaally pissed.
She told him,"Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife puts on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since then...



Joke 2

Attorney: How many children do you have?
Witness: Three.
Attorney: How many sons do you have?
Witness: None.
Attorney: ic.. So do you have any daughters?



Joke 3

A man goes into a case and sits down.

A waiter came to take his order and so he asked her,"what's the special for today?"

The waiter replied,"Our special for today is Spicy Chicken Porridge but we apologize that we're running out of porridge. The man at the end of the table has the last of it."

So, the man have coffee only.

Then he noticed the man at the end of the table eating a full lunch but left the Special Spicy
Chicken Porridge uneaten.

So, he asked,"Are you going to eat your porridge?"

The man replied,"No, help yourself."

So, he ate the porridge.

Halfway eating, he saw a dead mouse in the middle of the bowl and puked all the porridge back into the bowl!


The man said, "Yeah, That's as far as I got too!!"



Joke 4 (Blonde joke!!)

How do you know when a blonde have used the computer?




Ans: When you see correction fluids all over the monitor.




HOHOHO!!


k bye!!

nak kirim pape tak?


k ciaoz!~




Hey Kids!~

so i've been up to..
hmm...
went Escape yesterday!!
I really wanna post some pics of yesterday!!
& videos too!!!
but kinda sleepy.
so...
maybe i'll post it when i woke up.

but for now...
lets joke around~



Clever Bird

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a bird store.
The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
Well, the lady was furious!
She stormed pass the store to her work.

On the way home, she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
She was incredibly ticked now.
The next day, the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
The lady was so pissed that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird if such things happen again.
The store manager replied, "That's not good," and promised that the parrot wouldn't say it again.

The following day, when the lady walked pass the store after work, the parrot called her, "Hey lady!"

She paused and said, "Yes?"




The parrot said, "You know."




Blondies!! (I juz luv blonde jokes)

Three women are waiting to be executed, a redhead, brunette and a blonde.

First, The guards called the brunette to the firing line, and the officer yells, "Ready,aim..." and the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!" and everyone is startled, which gives her time to escape.

Second, The guards called the redhead to the firing line, and the officer yells, "Ready,aim..." and the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!" and everyone is startled, which gives her time to escape.

Lastly, The guards called the blonde to the firing line, and the officer yells, "Ready,aim..." and the blonde yells...









"FIRE!!"





-_-"

ok! back to sleep!
will be back with pics & stupid lame childish videos!

k ciaoz!~




ok ok! enuff of the stupid jokes.
so wats up wif my life now.
hmmm...
noting much really.
Encik's back from australia.
n now... my camp is gonna be back to hell camp again.
zzzzzz....
shit.
i still havent ask permission to take leave on dec for the trip.
plz plz let Encik to be in a goooooood mood next week!!
PLZZZZ!!
hehee...


so anw, been sick since last 2 weeks.
i guess its the season.
i tink bout 5 or more ppl got my flu virus.
wooohhooo~
i'm a very good host for flu virus.
good thing everybody's leaving me.
so, they wont get sick bcoz of me.
heh.


hey! guess wat!
i kinda broke the law.
ok.. its no big deal.
quite a few ppl hav done it b4.
but... if i were to get caught... it'll be the end of my life!
erm... i better not write it here.
if it gets to my mum, i'm DEAD!
n she wont trust me anymore.


goin sumwhere nxt week.
gonna scream my lungs out wif taufiq there.
WOOOHHOOO!!
LETS GO! G-O GO!
thought i cld go wif sumone else but...
nahz!!
not meant to be, yeah.

till den...


k ciaoz!~




blonde jokes again???


One day, the whole blondes society gather in a stadium.
The crowd was greeted by the President of the Blonde Society.

President: "Ladies & Gentleman... let us prove to the world that we are not as dumb as what others say we are, by playing a simple game!"

The crowed cheered and clapped.

The president chose a blonde lady to come to stage n play the game.

So the game starts...

President: "Miss, what is... 1+1?"

The lady paused for a while... and answered,

Lady: "5!"

The crowd went silent.
Then the crowd shouted, "GIVE HER A CHANCE!! GIVE HER A CHANCE!!"

The president agreed.
n so... he gave her a 2nd chance to answer.

President: "Miss, i'll ask again... what is 1+1?"

The lady thought for a while... and answered,

Lady:"erm... 3?"

The crowd went silent again.
Then, the crowd shouted, "GIVE HER A CHANCE!! GIVE HER A CHANCE!!"

The president cant afford to disappoint the crowd n so, gave her another chance.

President: "Alright miss... dis may be your last chance. So, what is 1+1?"

The lady thought for about 10 secs... and answered,

Lady:"I'm not really sure.. but... 2??"

The crowd went silent....








Den...










Crowd:"GIVE HER A CHANCE!!! GIVE HER A CHANCE!!"





mahahahah!
sorry for the dumb blonde jokes.
not bein racist but.
its goooood!


k ciaoz!~









balanced kapa!
jgn mcm btol lah!
hahaha...