ARGH!

freak!

weekend burnt!

AGAIN!

off on wed?

hmmmm...

my life like got nothing else better to do than burning my weekends.
ingat aper?
sampah eh nak bakar2?
smack kang.


OH! OH!
I juz applied the GV member.
I wanna take my card!!!
My cool cool card!!
hahaha...


k lar..


ciaoz!~




Hav u ever seen sumone crying?

Yup.

I do too!



Have u ever seen a girl crying?

Yup.

I do too!!



Have u ever seen a girl crying n laughing?

Yup.

I do too!!




Have u ever seen a girl crying n laughing while talking?

Nope.

I doo!!



Have u ever seen a girl crying n laughing while talking n eating???


got such ppl meh?


I juz saw dat person juz now!
weird huh.



=P
SORRRYYYY!!!




So....
what am i doing...
blogging...
at home...
on a Thursday...
when i shld be at camp...
working...
rite?

well...
COZ I HAVE TO WORK ON WEEKENDS!
Not a surprise.
heh.

well,
i juz hope i dun need 2 come back on sunday.
PLZ!
NOT SUNDAY!
VERY IMPORTANT LAAAA!!
I'm NOT gonna miss it!!
even if i hav to AWOL!

Ja_at nah kau?

Gigit Kang!

well, i dunno wat to do sia.
i got off from today 3pm till 2moro 3pm.
den must come back to camp.
diaoz.

i wanna go out!
but everybody seems to be... not at home?
hmmm...
so sad.

Oh well,
as they say...
wen ur sad, SMILE~

LAME SEY!

eh.. diam bleh?
ok lar...
if ur sad...
GO FOR BLONDE JOKES!

tak abes2 kutok bangsa lain...

eh ko apsal?

tkde pape....



1)

There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas Tree.
After hours of subzero temperature and a few close calls with hungy wolves,
one blonde turned to the other and said,
"That's IT! I'm chopping down the next tree I see! I dun care whether it's decorated or not!!"



-_-"


ok.. no more blonde jokes.



2)
A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working and asks him,
"Daddy, what's sex?"

Her father sits her down and tells her all about the bird and the bees.
He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs.
He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet dreams...
and he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works.
He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub-topics
and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge.

Her father finally asks, "So what did you want to know about sex for?"


"Oh, mummy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs...."




heh.



3)

Which 3rd grader has the best body?

The brunette, the redhead or the blonde?










Ans: The blonde because she is eighteen.




Mahahahah!

k ciaoz!




I Wanna Get Married Tomorrow Can?

Heheeeeeeee~




Oi!

Who wanna watch P.S. I Love You & Jumper wif me?
Plz Help dis cute lil boy to the cinema plzzzz~
lol.

what?
nobody?

*sob sob*
:'(
*run away*



OH! OH! OH!
After i ORD, i wanna sign up California Fatness!
*$70+ a year...
worth it wooot!
sape nak join??


what?
still nobody?

*sob sob more*
:'(
*run away further*



hehe..

k ciaoz!~




Woah.

Dis week i heard a lot of ppl looking forward to Vday ey.
heh.
how sweet.
I neither believe nor dun believe in it since i've nvr celeb Vday wif anybody.
But I do wan to celeb it at least once though!
dat wld be nice rite?
ahhaha...

but i guess it wont happen dis year too.
It needs two hands to clap rite?
hehe..

K lar..
for those celebrating it..
Have a Romantic Week!



Roses Are Red,
Violets Are Blue.
It Will Never Fade,
My Love For You..

=)


k ciaoz!~




Help.

My toe is bleeding non-stop!!

It hurts. =(




Haiz...
Got off on tuesday coz dis sat n sun hav to work.
but for wat???
all my frens will be working.

weekends BURNT!


haiz...
=(




HEY!

i found a folder dat contains nearly all pics n videos dat i took using my 6230 fone!!
AHHAHHAA!!
SO COOOL!!

It really brings back memories!!

videos of my lil bro wen he was still like 3yrs old!!
*screams*

i tot it's lost forever sia!!
ahhaha!!

omg..
i really missed those days.
i missed my bro wen he was still cute n small.
i missed those times in poly.
lol.
dis is so cool!
gonna save it in a cd.
ahahah!

but the quality not dat good lar.
wat to do... 6230 video mah.
sarks. heh.
i'll burn it into a cd nxt wk.


EEEEEEEEE!!!
BESTNYER!!!
Now i know how my Oakley Hp puch was lost!
got proof. lol.


k ciaoz!~




Kal Ho Naa Ho Lagiiii???

ahhaha..
yes i watched it again.
dis is like my... ermm... 5th time i watched it.
i dunnoooo.
its a nice movie ookkk..
can make me cry kkkkk!

especially wen he lied bout having a wife.
n n n wen he acted dat he read sumting in the black book wen actually there's nothing.
hohoho...
so touching can!
heh.


speaking about romantic movies..
it seems like dis year, many dat i knew is trying to make their own romantic movie!
i mean...
GONNA GET MARRIED!!
So cool kan!
My sis juz got engaged dis yr.
3 of my frens r planning to get married dis year!
yasmin... veerryy near!
hafiz... jun/july?
shafa... dec????
n i've heard 4 of my fren's siblings or cuzzins r gonna get married dis yr too!
oh maann!
is 2008 like the year of marriages or wat.
ahhaa..
tak sabar sey!
perotku tk sabaaar nk rasa nasi minyak korang eehh!

but i still cant believe my own frens r getting married.
my age summore!
2008 must be a very bz year eeyy~
i wonder y.
but for dis yr...
i think the best date shld be...
06.07.08
heh.
its a sunday.
coolkan!
08.08.08 is a friday lar.
so... cannot ley.
malangnyer guey enggak ada calon yaaa...
sob sob..
=p

tkperlaaa apiz..
sabar jer.
orang tua2 slalu ckp..
"Good guys finish last.."

-_-"
errr... dat doesnt help?
haha.

orang tua2 pon ckp..
"takyah nak carik2.. nanti dia datang sendiri. ntah2 kat depan mata."

ye ke?
mane?
tkde pon?
aku kena kawen ngan monitor ni ke?

OTAK LO!

hehe...
memain jer kak.
tapi itu nasihat orang dulu2..
org skarang nasihat dorg bunyiknyer cenggini...
"kenal2 ngan 100 perempuan tapi pilih 10. dalam 10 tu... pilih satu yg the best of the best."
ahhaa...
tk tahu lar nk caya yg mane kan.
dua2 btol.
tapi kalo susah sgt sampai nk terjon bustop, suro mak korang carikkan jer laaah!
mane tahu dpt yang lawa giler tedemax ke...
tak pon yg badan model...
tak pon yg pandai blaja tinggi2 (tapi hantaran pon tinggi gunung!)

tapi yang paling penting...
dapatkanlah yang tulen yer.
hehe...

eh tetiba bebual melayu ni?
dammit.
channel 5 plz!
ok guys..
actually juz now i was talking bout how 2 eat a spring chicken in 5mins.
yup.. nothing big there.

k lar..
i guess hav to go back to camp in a while.
haiz...
holidays come n go.
well at least i spent my holidays quite fruitfully.
heh.

k ciaoz!




Start: 2345hrs

Its been a while since i took a long walk.
Very long walk indeed.
Wif my Mp3 as my only companion.
Singing loudly wif nobody to turn n stare at u as if ur a crazy person.
Wif the neverending cooling wind blowing at u.
Its a good workout after a nice dinner.
Its not as bad as i thought...


Till Mr Mp3 juz HAVE TO die on me half way home.
Till Mr Stomach juz HAVE TO call for an urgent meeting with Mr Toilet Bowl.
Dammit.

Overall, its kinda nice.
Heheee~


End: 0215hrs



Time: 2hrs 30mins.
Bad Timing, boy.


k ciaoz!~




My sis got a fiance. =)


My lil bro got to mess up my room. GgGRrR!



For me, I lost a toenail. Ouch... =(


Pics later!

k ciaoz!~




Hey i'm back!
n its 1:21am!
n i'm not sleepy!!
freak!

k wat did i do on eve of CNY.
there's a lot of First Times on dat day.
some bad.
some waaaayyy bad!
hahaha!

anw, went out wif Siti NurFadzillah.
(i like typing her full name. coz it sounds like Siti NurHaliza! hahaha!
To giv her a bday treat.
ya.. promised her one since she had a bad start for her bday.

went to Swensens at Marina Square.
luckily its open!
coz well, as u know... 95% of the shops r owned by Chinese.
n since its CNY eve, its a miracle it opened!
hoho!

ok yeah..
den ordered our food.
it took more than half an hour to order.
I wonder why.. Hmmmmmm...

SO ANW!
eat eat eat!
eat till puke puke puke!
heh.
oh ya... BEWARE of Banana Crumble!
Its Crumbling Sweet lor!
yes its nice but...
its more of... thick sweetness.
cannot tahan cannot tahan!
i guess service charge was a bit too cheap for dat day?
heh.

actually planned to watch movie but errr... tkde movie yg best2 ke?
n freak!
i wanna become a GV Member too!!
Cool Card They Give!
haha..

den, went to East Coast since some ppl is craving for some *censored* game.
k not gonna elaborate dat.
nobody must know.
so NEXT!
went down to play bowling.
freak.
i lost.
not once.
but freaking TWICE!
sumting is wrong wif the ball.
hmph.

den went to Mcdonald, had a few drinks while waiting for Cik Siti nyer kawans.
saw a grp of lil kids running to the counter....
BAREFOOTED!
hahaha... so cute.
n dat guy juz mopped the floor.
so, can see their cute lil footprints.
lol!
gigit kang!

after dat, went to DownTown East.
to meet her frens?
heard got chalet?
bila sampai, tkleh masok?
ja_at nah pakcik guard?
lol.

den one of her frens wanna go Redhouse.
coz he wanna check what did he see the day b4.
guess he went there the day b4, saw sumtin n ran away?
Redhouse... ppl say its haunted, scary n bla bla.
but.. wen i reached there, i was kinda disappointed.
yes its my 1st time.
tot can see sumting.
but tkde pooonnn!

(SEBAB KAU TAK MASOK DALAM! PANDAI!)

ooo...
ahha! abeh sape nak jaga kreta kan kalo aku masok!



after dat, went to Changi coz they wanna eat/drink.
i'm the only one driving a car.
the others were riding bikes.
n i'm the oldest!!
FREAK!
the others were like... 19? 20?
nvr felt so old in my entire life sia.
ahhaha!
tak sangka dah besar eh anak mak ni.
hmmm...


so.. ya, went to changi.
saw a loooottt of Mak-Wannabees.
giving me the creeps sia.
lets juz say i hav bapokphobia.
phobia for bisexuals.
lol.
gelik.
oh ya... did u know dat at Loyang got fireworks on dat day?
cool kan!

n u know wat!
i met the 2 biggest flirts!'
my cuzzins.
hahaha!
y r they there at changi??
n so.. they started disturbing me..
bla bla bla.

den her frens went off.
so, dats left wif me n her n the cuzzins.
so, we went rounding.
my cuzzin brought a car too.
went to Geylang n saw the most beautiful illegal stuffs there.
haha.
den went to esplanade..
after dat, i lost them at fort road there.
end up back at east coast.
i tink by den... its 3-4am alr?

den let Siti NurFadzillah drive my dad's car.
n OMG!!
did my heart juz skipped 26 beats!!
sumting happened.
n lets juz say i'm super lucky enuff to be alive n blogging.
not gonna say anyting.
so... ya. haha.

den stayed at there..
actually only wanna rest our eyes but den BOOM!
both were in deep sleep.
ok i'm not.
hahaa..
i slept n woke n slept n woke.
dunno y.
maybe i'm scared dat sumone might come to the window n stab me den drive the vehicle away.
ahha.
its true!!
but noting like dat happened.
but sumting DID happen!
i saw sumone riding a bike fell n skidded for a few metres.
OMG!
my dream came true!
well, half of it.
coz got a lorry cover my view.
i wanna go out n see wat happened but who's gonna take care of the car n the sleeping beauty?
so i stayed.
so sad!!
waited... waited...
den finally! sumone woke up at 7!
but den slept again. -_-"
till ard 8.
wat the...
hahaa!

after dat... quikly sent her home.
oh man.. spent more than 12hrs wif dis lil lady.
dats a first.
ahhaa.. but it was nice.
n i was late!!
i promised i'm gonna play street soccer wif my fren at 9!
i feel like sleeping n hoping they'd forgotten bout it.
but.. nahz.
they hav been wanting to play since last 3-4 weeks n i was alwayz bz.
oh well, sleep can wait.
frens 1st.

so i went home...
(do mind dat i was out all night)
open the door quietly...
den....
"ABANG!!"
freak... budak spoiler ni.
my mum saw me.
n guess wat she said?
Mummy: "wah wah waaaah~ Nape tak call apiz nak balik? Bleh gak mak kirim beli sarapan."

-_-"
ouch. dat hurts.
its good she didnt scold me.
but.. its bad coz she's totally not worried!
oh man... now i'm REALLY feeling old.
hahaha..
changed.
after dat went off to play soccer.

played for a while.
not very long actually.
asri's not feeling good.
den went to eat prata nearby.
den went home.
FINALLY!

n i wanna confess sumting!
"I,MUHAMMAD HAFEEZ BIN SAYUTI, DID NOT TAKE A BATH & WENT SLEEP STRAIGHT!"
hahaha..
no i didnt sleep on the bed!
so u cant say dat my bed is smelly.
no i didnt sleep on the sofa.
so u cant say dat my sofa is smelly.

but u sure can say dat the floor is wet.
=P


ahhaha..
oklah!
its 2.30am already!
feeling sleepy!
1st time for the day...
- Sweet sweet Banana Crumble
- Swensens got their own cup?
- East Coast got arcade meh???
- played *censored* game
- hangout wif young bikers 3-4yrs younger?
- went to redhouse
- near-death situation
- slept in the car till sunrise
- spent 16hrs wif a lady


Man... What a Day!


PS: Sorry For The Price Sticker?

k ciaoz!!!




I'm Awake!!!
hahaha!
i really wanna blog bout yesterday but...
hav to follow my family to Mustafa.


maybe later?

DUN TELL ANYBODY WAT I DID!




Man.... i am sooooooooooo sleepy!!!

shld i go play soccer?
but i promised them already..
but... so sleepy..


aaahhhh!
heck lah!
eyes eyes tahan me for a few more hrs for my frens!
tanx!


zZzZzZzZzZz~

k ciaoz!~




Oh Hello~

i probably hav told dis story to some of u already but i cant resist putting it in dis blog!
(juz in case i lost my memory. den can refer to dis. =P)
haha..

Well,
hav u ever met sumone (sorry to say dis) stupid?
well, i juz met one.
in my camp.
so weird things do exist in Jurong.
lol.


lets call him Mr S.
he was the appointed "Chief Trainer Officer" for a certain Orientation training.
den, he was told to do a chart on the vanguard sheet.
he was supposed to write "SKID PAN TRAINING".

n so... he goes to work.
he wrote...
"SKID PLAN TRAINING"
Den he looked at us.
n we looked at him again.

Mr S:"Why? What's wrong? Wrong spelling ar?"
Us: "Erm... ya, There's no "L" in "PAN".
Mr S:"Oh ok. Sorry."

N guess what he did?








He cancelled "A".

-_-"

ARGH! Bodohnyeeer!!


Its a true story.
n yes he exists.
See what the army will do to u.
They make u dumb...er.

haiz.. cant believe i'm gonna work wif him throughout my few months in NS.
sianz.

k ciaoz!