EH! EH! EH!

was in the train juz now from interview.
anw, i was standing since there's no seat.
den in front me was a man in his 40's.
he was typing a msg on his fone.
n well, bein a KEPO, i "OOPS!" accidentally read it!

it wrote...
"Do u alwayz go to bed wz no bra, darlin?"
send...
Lily 8167**** (ingat nak kasi korg per?)

n i was like...
"KIWAK! ko dah knape!"
he is in his 40's!!!
dasar gatal!
its ppl like him dat brg down us, men, image.
haiz...

den she replied..
"i only wear bra in the day. At nite, i wear t-shirt & shorts. u?"

woah! lily layan sey!
lol.

he replied..
"Wen i'm at home, i dun wear underwear. only shorts."


BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*ktawa golek2*
SHISH!
these kind of ppl still exist ar?
haiz...
but the thing dat really cracked me up is his fone.
it was a Nokia 8250.
Blue design.
n BIG word spelled...
"BUMBLEBEE"
ahahhah!
ok maybe not funny but... cmon lah!
lemme ask u one qn...

Does 40yr old man & BUMBLEBEE sounds funny?
its like...
a TIGER carrying a BARBIE doll!
mrepek kan?

oh well...
i think he's in the Children's Day mood i guess.

OK!
TIME TO SPRING CLEAN THE TOILET!!!

k ciaoz!~




Found this at facebook...


At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.)



We always hear ' the rules. From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.These are our rules!!

Please note.. these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!



1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work!Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost everyquestion.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways>>makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something

Or tell us how you want it done.Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!



1. Thank you for reading this.Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight ;)But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.



heh... cool huh.
those i put in bold... is true from my opinion.
heh.
WOMEN.





k ciaoz!~




A few days ago, was talking wif fahmi while walking back from terawih.
the conversation was bout.. me waiting for frens who r alwayz LATE!
haha...

so i said lah..
"eh.. Good Things Happen To Those Who Wait!"

den he think n replied..
"tapi... aku rasa kan... ko tunggu banyak sangat ar!"
n he laughed.

hmmm...
den i tink back...
eh a'ar lah!
ahhaha...
i think i waited too long n too many times alr.
so i guess...
its either i stop waiting for ppl.
OR
the GOOD THINGS r coming REAL SOON!!
ahhaaha!

ok mrepek.
i feel dis post is juz random crap.
like no purpose.

OH WELL!~
korg baca gak per!
heh.
gonna buka at geylang!!!
i think...?





Raya is nearing.
& I need my 2nd camera batt.
=(


k ciaoz!~




"OI! OI!




















hahaha!
i juz LOVE the"(NS)" beside my name.
hohoho!

oh anw...
my posting is HQ Supply & Transport!!
damn! its the HQ!
ayer rajah camp sey.
so far sey.
oso.... wats RHL sey?
Right Hand Left?
lol.
ok i duno.

MINDEF! FREAKING CALL ME FOR RESERVIST NOW!!!
quik!
before i start gaining fats.
til den..


k ciaoz!~

SINGAPORE: A police national serviceman was injured in the groin when a fellow officer accidentally discharged a round from his sub—machine gun while the two were on guard duty.

The incident happened on Monday night at the Police Key Installation Protection Training Camp along Ulu Pandan Road.

In a statement, the Singapore Police Force (SPF) said the injured officer was sent to hospital immediately and is now in a stable condition.

It added that his family has also been contacted by a senior police officer to render any help they may need.

SPF added that there was no danger posed to public in the vicinity at the time of the incident and it’s now investigating the incident. — CNA/vm




HAHAHAHA!!
ni mesti main police n thief.
lol.




Oh man...
Hari Raya is coming.
I'm scared!!
ppl will be asking..
"what u doing now?"
"after dis nak buat aper?"
"tak sambung blaja?"

sick of those qns lah!
dun ask can?
to my frens out there... yes u can ask lah.
i'm talking bout the pakciks makciks out there.
heh.
kepo sgt.
lemme get a good stable job... AND THEN u can ask k?
ahha.

oh anw..
for hari raya... can we skip the asking for forgiveness part?
seriously i still dunno wat to say wen salam-ing.
"eerrr... selamat hari raya maaf zahir batin?"
ok dats not really apologizing rite?
dats more of ucapan hari raya.
plz plz plz.
i wanna skip the asking for forgiveness part!!
so scary can!
tak buat salah pon kena mintak maaf ke?
hahaha..
dgn orang yg jumpa setahun skali pon nk mintak maaf ke?
last time wen we're small, the only reason we go n salam n ask for forgiveness is only bout the....
KECHIIINNGGG!! KEECCHIINNNGG!!! $$$!!
but now... mmg mintak kena SEPAK kalo masih mintak duit raya!!

OH!
i wanna declare sumting!
I'm not working...
I'm not married...
so... according to the Rules & Regulations of Hari Raya...
I'm not qualified to give duit raya!!
YESSSA!!
bluek!
=P

k ciaoz~!~




Ooookkkkk....

did u know dat yesterday was Cobaan Day?
ahhaha...
well, for me lah.
like a lot of things went wrong.

early in the morn..
my mum woke me up n asked me to clean the OILY OILY window grills.
i planned to clean it at the end of Ramadhan lar.
coz... it'll get oily back if i do it early of the month.
but she insisted on doin it earlier.
diaoz.
i juz dun get it.
but dat one oklar.
while i was cleaning...
she pointed at the top of the grill...
"kat atas ni suma lap skali. byk minyak."
i was like... ooookkkk.... ii kkknnooowww.
i call it "one at a time"?
den she went off.
den came back 10mins later..
pointing at the curtain metal holder thingy...
"ni atas suma lap skali eh. berminyak."
i kept quiet.

half an hour later...
i finished cleaning half of it...
den she came n told me...
"lepas bersihkan tingkap, tv tu shift kat tengah."
i was like... eerr... tingkap blom abes?
den... cont..
"dah lap tingkap... apiz pasang lampu lap lip. kasi design lawa2."
bloooommmm aaabbbbeeesss laaappp ttiiinnngggkkaaappp laaaaaa!!
lol.
haiyooo...
leceh looorrr!
but finally, me n a special guest managed to do it all.
who's the special guest?
haha.
my sis's fiance.
lol!
well,
quite ashamed ar.
coz my mum actually asked him to help me clean the window grills.
i was like... tatawu malu ke mintak org luar bersihkan tingkap rumah sendiri?
oklaaa.. he's gonna be a part of our family tapi......
KESIAN KAAAAAANN!!
if my father knows... woah... confirm dia marah.
heh.
well... i THINK lar.
skali dia pon support eh?
lol.

den after dat.. i went out ar.
n...
was sitting down wen...
a huskey dog...
was INCHES AWAY FROM LICKING MY ARM!!
wooaaahhh!!
SERAM GILER!!
i nearly fall off from the seat sey.
the dog was 2metres away from me.
but in a split sec.. it charged right towards me!
so scary!
the owner said sorry..
but the face like not sorry at all.
wif ice cream on his other hand.
ass.
i think he purposely walked at my way.
bloody.

n..
guess wat...
i know its a normal thing..
but wen it happened yesterday..
it wasn't normal at all.
SUMONE TOOK MY SANDALS WEN SOLAT TERAWIH!!
my fav sandal!!!
well, i dunno lar wen it disappeared coz i was at the mosque from maghrib till abes terawih.
but it was goonnee!!
i tink sumone mistook it coz i saw another sandal dat look juz like mine.
den dis pakcik told me to take the slippers form the toilet.
actually i prefer not to coz... i dowan to start a cycle.
n its not mine so... i rather walk home barefooted.
but he insisted.
oh well,
dat means... today MUST go terawih!
ahhaa..
i juz fixed the sandal's strap a few days b4.
now its gone.
lol.

Now you're gone~
I realize my love for you was strong~
And I miss you here, now you're gone~

ok stop it.
haha..
but after all dat...
lets look on the bright side!
yes ppl!
there's alwayz a bright side!
u juz hav to look for it.
for mine...
well, not gonna tell!
bluek!
=P

klah.
gotta fetch my bro from AL-IMAN!!!~~
woooooo~


k ciaoz!




hey... u know wat...
i juz realized dat i hav quite a few "clever" items.

well,
1st is... my songkok.
EVERY ramadhan... CONFIRM HILANG!
mcm sengajaaaa hilang sey.
suro belik baru nyer.
padahal b4 puasa, everytime i open my cupboard, confirm ade.
dtg bulan puasa... tros main smunyik2.
zzzzzz~
i think they purposely put a chip inside the songkok.
den they format it so dat it'll fly away every fasting month.
coolness!


oh! oh!
the 2nd one... broke my heart.
was walking to Masjid Alkaff for terawih...
walking gracefully like a horse galloping its way to the olympics~
n SUDDENLY!!!!
PIYAK!!
my sandal's strap... SNAPPED! PUTOS!
oh! my heart snapped oso!
ahhaa... ok mrepek.
no lar... its my fav black sandal.
wanna wear it for hari raya... but now canot wear.
=(
MACAM TAHU TAHU JER NAK RAYA!!
SURO BELI BARU EHK?
hahaha..

so... i dragged my right leg all the way like some paralympicians.
ppl looked at me as i dragged my leg.
i think in their mind...
they r thinking...

"EH EH! baiknyer budak ni! kaki cacat pon pegi solat terawih? bagusnyeeerr!! kalau lah aku ade menantu mcm dia... haiz~"

MACAM PAHAAAAM!
padahal.... padahal!
ahhaa..

sandals now clever oso.
i think they gang up ar.
the songkoks n the sandals.
S&S pte ltd.


eh ka la k la!
gtg!
hav to cut my hair.
getting too long for hari raya.
(eventhough i juz cut it like 2 weeks ago)
but heck!
army makes me cut short hair.
but hey...
i look better wif short hair.

ADMIT IT PEOPLE!!!
ahaha.


ok laaaaa!

k ciaoz!~




*sob sob*

so far...
since u've been gone,
my life hasnt been the same.
i can't sleep peacefully.
i can't concentrate watching tv.
i can't even enjoy playing my PS2!!

haiz...
y must sumone take u away.
wats so diff btwn me n him?
so far, i've done so many things for u.
but i guess, u dun appreciate wat i do.
well, u found sumone new.
sumone better.

well,
life must go on..

now..
i need to try n adapt wif the changes in my life.
every now n den...
wen i sit on the floor alone...
it'll remind me of u.










Goodbye My Fren...






Goodbye My Lover...










GOODBYE MY SOFA!!!!

=(


Cerita yang telah anda baca tiada kaitan dengan yang sudah hidup atau yang masih meninggal dunia.
Sekian.
Terima Kasih.


k ciaoz!~




ORD OH!!!!


ok..
izzit juz me or i lagged by 5days.
LOL.
finally,
i finished my national service as of 5th sept '08.
WOOHHOOOO!!

well,
honestly speaking...
i prefer staying there.
coz its full of FUN!
hanging ard wif the transport supervisors, drivers, storemen, clerks n the technicians @ MOS.
I MISS PAMPER-YOURSELF-DAY AT MAKCIK STALL!!!
(pamper-yourself-day is on every friday whereby i'll eat like nobody's business)
THE CHICKEN RICE!!!
BIG BIG AYAM!!
HOTDOG ROLL!!
GORENG PISANG!!
BANANA BALL!!
heaven~~
(mcm nak batal puasa eh? iman tercabar u~ sape suro baca? ahhaha..)

i really miss the ppl there (except my super-pemalas-IC-Kumar).
OH! OH!
i juz heard news from a fren dat he juz got scolded like hell yesterday!!
HAHAHAHA!
I'M SOOOO HAPPY!!
Mission Matikan Kumar has juz begun!
tulaaa... time aku ade... tnk buat keje kan.
suma hrpkan aku kan.
amek ko obat.
well,
look on the bright side...
at least u will only suffer for 2 mths!
wooohhoooo!~

anw,
before i went off,
i was sabo-ed wif beautiful unborn chicks in oval-shaped shells.
TELOR.
oh... n pails n pails n pails of soap water mixed wif TELOR.
luckily mine wasnt dat bad.
the previous batch...
is worst.
kiwi on the eyes.
onion on the eyes.
CHILLI kering on the eyes!
GILER!
drivers r crazy ppl!


BUT I MISS THEM!!
haiz..
k lah.
now...

i'm supposed to be a MAN rite?

hmm...


so...

errr...


wat can a MAN do?

hmm...


*flap wings*


hmm....
i cant fly...



*squint eyes*


hmm...
i cant shoot any laser beams...




*try pushing a train*



hmm...
i dun have incredible strength...



so...


the moral of the story is...




I'VE JUZ WASTED 2 YEARS OF MY LIFE.
THANX EH!
THANX!


k ciaoz!~