So....
what am i doing...
blogging...
at home...
on a Thursday...
when i shld be at camp...
working...
rite?

well...
COZ I HAVE TO WORK ON WEEKENDS!
Not a surprise.
heh.

well,
i juz hope i dun need 2 come back on sunday.
PLZ!
NOT SUNDAY!
VERY IMPORTANT LAAAA!!
I'm NOT gonna miss it!!
even if i hav to AWOL!

Ja_at nah kau?

Gigit Kang!

well, i dunno wat to do sia.
i got off from today 3pm till 2moro 3pm.
den must come back to camp.
diaoz.

i wanna go out!
but everybody seems to be... not at home?
hmmm...
so sad.

Oh well,
as they say...
wen ur sad, SMILE~

LAME SEY!

eh.. diam bleh?
ok lar...
if ur sad...
GO FOR BLONDE JOKES!

tak abes2 kutok bangsa lain...

eh ko apsal?

tkde pape....



1)

There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas Tree.
After hours of subzero temperature and a few close calls with hungy wolves,
one blonde turned to the other and said,
"That's IT! I'm chopping down the next tree I see! I dun care whether it's decorated or not!!"



-_-"


ok.. no more blonde jokes.



2)
A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working and asks him,
"Daddy, what's sex?"

Her father sits her down and tells her all about the bird and the bees.
He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs.
He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet dreams...
and he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works.
He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub-topics
and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge.

Her father finally asks, "So what did you want to know about sex for?"


"Oh, mummy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs...."




heh.



3)

Which 3rd grader has the best body?

The brunette, the redhead or the blonde?










Ans: The blonde because she is eighteen.




Mahahahah!

k ciaoz!