Sunday, January 20, 2008
Blonde Jokes
A redhead, a brunette and a blonde went to visit the Big Ben.
Amazed with the height of the Big Ben, they thought of a simple game.
Whoever threw their watches the highest, wins.
So the redhead threw the watch up high, so high that she didn't get to catch her watch and it fell & broke. The others laughed at her for not catching her watch.
Next is the brunette's turn. She threw the watch up higher than the redhead. But The same thing happened to the brunette. She missed catching her watch and it fell& broke. She was so sad.
Then, it was the blonde's turn. She threw it up high high high! Then, she pulled the others and followed her to shop around the Big Ben. For about 25mins, they shopped till they drop. Then, suddenly, the blonde ran for 5mins to the same spot that she threw her watch. To her surprise, she found the watch on the floor smashed into pieces. She cried. The brunette and the redhead tried to console her.
Brunette: "Hey, don't cry.. it's just a watch."
Redhead: "Yeah, we'll buy you a new one."
Blonde: "But it's not supposed to happen! My watch is 30mins late! I should be right on time to catch it fall!"
Brunette & Redhead: -_-"
& i'm cool ;
4:46 PM