Hey!

Will be gone for quite a while now.
Holidayz Wif The Family!~
so...

Lets joke around!!!
ahhaa...


1) Joke 1

Bob was in trouble.
He has forgotten about his wedding anniversary.
His wife was reeaally pissed.
She told him,"Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife puts on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since then...



Joke 2

Attorney: How many children do you have?
Witness: Three.
Attorney: How many sons do you have?
Witness: None.
Attorney: ic.. So do you have any daughters?



Joke 3

A man goes into a case and sits down.

A waiter came to take his order and so he asked her,"what's the special for today?"

The waiter replied,"Our special for today is Spicy Chicken Porridge but we apologize that we're running out of porridge. The man at the end of the table has the last of it."

So, the man have coffee only.

Then he noticed the man at the end of the table eating a full lunch but left the Special Spicy
Chicken Porridge uneaten.

So, he asked,"Are you going to eat your porridge?"

The man replied,"No, help yourself."

So, he ate the porridge.

Halfway eating, he saw a dead mouse in the middle of the bowl and puked all the porridge back into the bowl!


The man said, "Yeah, That's as far as I got too!!"



Joke 4 (Blonde joke!!)

How do you know when a blonde have used the computer?




Ans: When you see correction fluids all over the monitor.




HOHOHO!!


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