Hey Kids!~

so i've been up to..
hmm...
went Escape yesterday!!
I really wanna post some pics of yesterday!!
& videos too!!!
but kinda sleepy.
so...
maybe i'll post it when i woke up.

but for now...
lets joke around~



Clever Bird

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a bird store.
The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
Well, the lady was furious!
She stormed pass the store to her work.

On the way home, she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
She was incredibly ticked now.
The next day, the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
The lady was so pissed that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird if such things happen again.
The store manager replied, "That's not good," and promised that the parrot wouldn't say it again.

The following day, when the lady walked pass the store after work, the parrot called her, "Hey lady!"

She paused and said, "Yes?"




The parrot said, "You know."




Blondies!! (I juz luv blonde jokes)

Three women are waiting to be executed, a redhead, brunette and a blonde.

First, The guards called the brunette to the firing line, and the officer yells, "Ready,aim..." and the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!" and everyone is startled, which gives her time to escape.

Second, The guards called the redhead to the firing line, and the officer yells, "Ready,aim..." and the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!" and everyone is startled, which gives her time to escape.

Lastly, The guards called the blonde to the firing line, and the officer yells, "Ready,aim..." and the blonde yells...









"FIRE!!"





-_-"

ok! back to sleep!
will be back with pics & stupid lame childish videos!

k ciaoz!~