Sunday, December 2, 2007
blonde jokes again???One day, the whole blondes society gather in a stadium.
The crowd was greeted by the President of the Blonde Society.
President: "Ladies & Gentleman... let us prove to the world that we are not as dumb as what others say we are, by playing a simple game!"
The crowed cheered and clapped.
The president chose a blonde lady to come to stage n play the game.
So the game starts...
President: "Miss, what is... 1+1?"
The lady paused for a while... and answered,
Lady: "5!"
The crowd went silent.
Then the crowd shouted, "GIVE HER A CHANCE!! GIVE HER A CHANCE!!"
The president agreed.
n so... he gave her a 2nd chance to answer.
President: "Miss, i'll ask again... what is 1+1?"
The lady thought for a while... and answered,
Lady:"erm... 3?"
The crowd went silent again.
Then, the crowd shouted, "GIVE HER A CHANCE!! GIVE HER A CHANCE!!"
The president cant afford to disappoint the crowd n so, gave her another chance.
President: "Alright miss... dis may be your last chance. So, what is 1+1?"
The lady thought for about 10 secs... and answered,
Lady:"I'm not really sure.. but... 2??"
The crowd went silent....
Den...
Crowd:"GIVE HER A CHANCE!!! GIVE HER A CHANCE!!"
mahahahah!
sorry for the dumb blonde jokes.
not bein racist but.
its goooood!
k ciaoz!~
& i'm cool ;
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