(dumb)Blonde joke For The Sleepyheads


There is a blonde who has a small business that is not doing very well.
So, she planned to buy toto to try her luck.

One day, the blonde went to church to pray to God.
She prayed,"Oh God, if i didnt win the toto, i'll lose my small business."
In the end, she did not win the toto.
The next day, she nearly lose her small business.

A few days later, the blonde went to church again.
She prayed,"Oh God, if i didnt win the toto, i'll lose my business AND my car."
But to no avail, she did not win the toto.
The next day, she nearly lose her small business and her car.

Three days later, the blonde tried her luck one last time.
she went to church and prayed,
"Oh God, if i didnt win the toto, i'll lose my business, my car and my house!"

Then out of a sudden, a ray of light shines onto her...

.. she looked up.

And then she heard a thundering voice booming from the light....



"BUY A TICKET!!"