(dumb)Blonde joke For The Sleepyheads


There is a blonde who has a small business that is not doing very well.
So, she planned to buy toto to try her luck.

One day, the blonde went to church to pray to God.
She prayed,"Oh God, if i didnt win the toto, i'll lose my small business."
In the end, she did not win the toto.
The next day, she nearly lose her small business.

A few days later, the blonde went to church again.
She prayed,"Oh God, if i didnt win the toto, i'll lose my business AND my car."
But to no avail, she did not win the toto.
The next day, she nearly lose her small business and her car.

Three days later, the blonde tried her luck one last time.
she went to church and prayed,
"Oh God, if i didnt win the toto, i'll lose my business, my car and my house!"

Then out of a sudden, a ray of light shines onto her...

.. she looked up.

And then she heard a thundering voice booming from the light....



"BUY A TICKET!!"




Joke To End The Night

1)

Three men walk out of the Institute of Mental Health, hoping to escape.

The first said, "If there's a high fence, we dig under it!"

The second said, "If there's a low fence, we jump over it!"

The third walks back and said, "Well, we're out of luck boys.........

THERE IS NO FENCE!!"




2)

Donald Rumsfeld gave the President his daily briefing.

He concluded by saying, "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!!" the President exclaimed. "That's TERRIBLE!"

His staff was stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sat, his head in his hands.

Finally, the President looked up and asked, "Just how many is a brazillion?"





HAHAHAH!~
damn funny lor!
hehehe...


gtg!
k ciaoz!~



Been Far Away For Too Long...




Joke For The Early Birds!~

The Tomato family is walking down the street.

There's the mama tomato, the papa tomato and the baby tomato.

They're walking at a good pace when the baby start lagging behind.

Papa tomato starts getting mad.

By the third block, papa is so furious that he runs back and with his fist, squashes the baby tomato.


He smiles and says.... "KETCHUP!"





HAHAHAHAHA!!

k ciaoz!~


Sweet Memories With You...




HEY!!












BYE!!


ahhaha...

got noting to write about actually.
only that... i think my comp is back already.
my camera is back too.
well,
other than dat...
dats all for my life.
the others... not back yet.
heh.

OK! OK!

juz to entertain my guests...
here's a joke i found... SUMWHERE.
heh.

Enjoy..


Joke Of The Day

A Blonde just bought two cows from a farmer.
But the blonde had a problem.
She could not differentiate between the two cows.
So, she asked for the farmer's advice.

Farmer: "Why don't u cut one of their tails?"
Blonde: "Hmm... good idea!"

So, the blonde cut one of the cow's tail.
but a few hours later, the other cow accidentally cut it's tail off.
She went back to the farmer to ask for his advice.
This time, he told her to cut one of the cow's ear.
So she did.
But then again, the other cow, sumhow, accidentally cut it's ear off.
She went back to the farmer again.
In the end, the farmer suggested to measure their heights.
& she did.
After she measured their heights, she quickly rushed to the farmer.
With full of excitement, she told the farmer...
"Mr Farmer! The Black cow is 5cm taller than the White cow!!"



BAHAHAHHAHAA!!
get it?
well, wen i 1st read it... i dun understand.
until i saw the BLACK cow.. n the WHITE cow.
dumb blondes.


k ciaoz!~




'Daddy, how was I born?'

The modern version
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used
a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little
Pop-Up appeared that said:

Scroll down...You'll love this...



























'You got Male!!!'




Went DeepaRaya-ing on thurs.
hehe...

REALLYY!!!

1st i went for deepavali...
den i went for hari raya.
i'm a good s'porean kaaan!!
well, actually i juz wan 2 put pics only.
lazy ass in da houz~!~


Deepavali!!!


Me & Siva


The Ladiez


Rose Among The Thorns


Who says big foot aren't cute??!





Hari Raya!!

At Asri's Place




asal tangan MESTI kat pinggang eh?


Gays Of The Century


BENCI AH tgk matrep kat depan pose gitu!


At My Place


Fahmi mulut nak cute jer. ahha


Bang... muka maintain eh.


Abah: Murid2... kalau nak beli ikan, JANGAN beli kat pasar k. pasal ikan sana suma busok!


Taufiq: k faeez... trriii plus triiii equals to.... burung.
Faeez: ooooo


Zul: Fiz, ko asek tenong benda ni jer. Perot takkan kenyang lar kalo main tgk jer.


Astrologist? Detective? Peeping Tom?


Qhai: eh fahmi... rumah dekni takde paip ke?


Sumone's Missing...


There u go!~


At Fahmi's Place


oi. blom ready lar.


Oi. salah angle lar!


Oi. Jauh sangat lar!


ok best siket. tapi... OI! Duduk btol2 bleh tak!


At Faizal's Place


Abang2 Matured


Fahmi.Zul.Qhai.Hafiz.Asri.Tangan Faizal. Kaki Aku.


Hafiz.Asri.Faizal.MeMeMe


Menyampah plak tgk gamba si merah tu. ahhaha!


Standing(LeftToRight): Muhd Fahmi Bin Ismail. Muhd Taufiq Bin Abdul Rahman.
Sitting(LeftToRight): Muhd Hafeez Bin Sayuti. Muhd Faizal Bin Sidik. Zulfadli Bin Karsadi. Qhairil Mundzir Bin Anwar. Muhd Hafiz Bin Rani. Mohd Asri Bin Hussain.
Its Been bout.. 8 yrs? n i still remember their full names!!


At Taufiq's Place


asal rumah taufiq satu gamba jer eh? heh.


At Zul's Place (Finale)


Us


Us Brighter


Us Wif Cik Lela


Us Wif Cik Lela Wif Bakal2 Taufiq. LOL!


I guess dats all for today.
Till we meet again @ Deeparaya 2008!!
















KITE SUMA DAH DOPLOH SATU TAU!!
HAHAA!

C YA!!


k ciaoz!~




MY BRO GOT A TELESCOPE FOR HIS BDAY!!!
(which is... today. heh.)

FREAK!!


i wish i was born today sia!!
ahaha...




COOL KAN!!!


n he's much richer than me LOR!!!



ahhaha...

k ciaoz!~




KALAU TKDE PAPE NAK BLOG....

MARIA KITE LETAK GAMBA!

JOM!!!


@shark's open houz.


Some Mugchicks & Pugchicks~


GOLAPNYERR KITE! TERANGNYER BUNGA!!


eeewww? who's dat?


dats better. hehe.


Faris. Faisal. Feez. nama suma F mcm dah plan jer. hahaa.


Orang gile.


Orang gile cum ferasan cum show off camera baru cum cubit maut. a.k.a unplanned twin sister.


apsal suma nak amek gamba ngan aku eh?





lastly...

anak sedara....





CUTE KAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!


k ciaoz!~




hey!
its been a while since i blogged rite?
hahaha..
actually i dunno wat to blog.
noting much dat happened.

I juz finished helping my mum peeling the prawn skins.
heard dat sumone is coming.
sumone like my sis's bf n family!!
haha..
skali dorg dtg ngan bawak brg byk2 eh?
ahhahaha!
cool kan.

so anw..
my mum asked y dis yr NONE of my frens came for raya.
i was speechless.
lol.
dunno wat to say.
so, i juz said dat they r too bz.
haha..
she oso asked y my net frens oso not coming.
waduuhh... dunno wat to say ley.
i juz say they oso bz.
"BUSY".
padahal padahal...
heh.

oh well,
ape nak buat kaan.
ppl hav their own lives kan.
frens come n go wat.
ape nak buat..
the most impt is...




I NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT!


*ok tkde kena mengena eh?*


hhahaha

k ciaoz!~